Friends who ‘wait’ for you to message them first if you haven’t spoken in a little bit, and then bitch you out if you didn’t.
I really really can’t stand when people are like ‘oh no. If they care about me at ALL they’ll message me.’ I really can’t. Just fucking talk to me if you want to talk to me!
what do straight boys text each other about is what i wanna know
this is what my two straight friends text each other about
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Archaeologists digging on a Pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche.
I am SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS SITE
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Um, this plus that response wins the internet for me today. Seriously, perfect
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You, sir, are my hero.
you are a god amongst peasants.
he’s wearing a Psych shirt bless
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And you’re mine. And you always will be.
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—So Long and Thanks for all the Fish
So Long and Thanks for all the Fish
You know. In the spirit of natural disasters.
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Can’t we just agree that Joe Walker is hot and move on?
Because I really just don’t give a fuck.
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